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  • sexy frog...(trust me...) B-)

    A beautiful, well endowed, young lady, goes to her local pet store in
    search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box
    of frogs. The sign says: "Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee!
    (Comes with complete instructions)."

    The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her and
    whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one." The
    man packaged the frog and said, "Just follow the instructions carefully."
    The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as
    she closes the door to her apartment, the girl takes out the instructions
    and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it says to do:

    1. Take a shower.
    2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume.
    3. Slip into a very sexy teddy.
    4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down on the bed.

    She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise, nothing
    happens! The girl
    is totally frustrated and quite upset at this point. She rereads the
    instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says,"If you
    have any problems or questions, please call the pet store." the lady calls
    pet store. The man says, "I had some complaints earlier today. I'll be
    right over." Within five minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The lady
    welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the
    instructions and the damn thing just sits there." The man, looking
    very concerned, he picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and
    sternly says: "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one
    more time !!
    Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things

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    • #3
      In complete darkness we are all the same. It is only our knowledge and wisdom that seperate us. Dont let your eyes deceive you.
      Its the little things that make the difference
      Originally posted by IPIT on relationships
      If either/both of you can take a dump with the other person being next to you within a week of meeting them then you're in with a VERY good chance.


      • #4

        That's funnier than the original joke..


        • #5
          Sweet. +1 for nerdcore burn.
          Work Buy Consume Die