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  • Ferris
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    Sweet. +1 for nerdcore burn.

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  • Boxx
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    That's funnier than the original joke..

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  • Flakey
    started a topic sexy frog...(trust me...) B-)

    sexy frog...(trust me...) B-)

    A beautiful, well endowed, young lady, goes to her local pet store in
    search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box
    full
    of frogs. The sign says: "Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee!
    (Comes with complete instructions)."

    The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her and
    whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one." The
    man packaged the frog and said, "Just follow the instructions carefully."
    The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as
    she closes the door to her apartment, the girl takes out the instructions
    and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it says to do:

    1. Take a shower.
    2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume.
    3. Slip into a very sexy teddy.
    4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down on the bed.

    She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise, nothing
    happens! The girl
    is totally frustrated and quite upset at this point. She rereads the
    instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says,"If you
    have any problems or questions, please call the pet store." the lady calls
    the
    pet store. The man says, "I had some complaints earlier today. I'll be
    right over." Within five minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The lady
    welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the
    instructions and the damn thing just sits there." The man, looking
    very concerned, he picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and
    sternly says: "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one
    more time !!
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