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  • A Dinner Conversation That Went Wrong

    WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
    HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

    WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
    HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

    WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
    HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

    WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."
    HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

    WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
    HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

    WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
    HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

    WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
    HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

    WIFE: - - - silence - - -
    HUSBAND: "Shit."

  • #2
    ROFL
    Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things

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    • #3
      Funny



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      • #4
        It's hillarious when George Carlin tells that joke
        mmmmm sacrilicious

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        • #5
          heheheh

          HUSBAND: "oh damn, I mean she COULD be left handed."
          Ideal Soccer Team

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          • #6
            He'd already be castrated and gutted before he could say that azza

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            • #7
              He'd already be castrated and gutted before he could say that azza
              It's happened before :?

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