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    Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss their
    options. One was an Alcoholic, one was a Chain Smoker, and one was a

    The doctor, addressing all three of them, said, "If any of you indulge in
    your vices one more time, you will surely die."

    The men left the doctor's office, each convinced that he would never
    again indulge himself in his vice. While walking toward the subway for their return trip to the suburbs, they passed a bar.

    The Alcoholic, hearing the loud music and smelling the ale, could not
    stop himself.

    His buddies accompanied him into the bar, where he had a shot of
    whiskey. No sooner had he replaced the shot glass on the bar, he fell off his stool, stone cold dead.

    His companions, somewhat shaken, left the bar, realizing how seriously
    they must take the doctor's words. As they walked along, they came upon a cigarette butt lying on the ground, still burning.

    The Homosexual looked at the Chain Smoker and said, "You know if you
    bend over to pick that up, we're both dead."
    Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things

  • #2

    Is this really funny ori is it cause I'm pissed I think it's funny
    mmmmm sacrilicious


    • #3

      Looks at the time ???? wtf


      • #4
        Yeah I'm bored, nothing else to do, stuck indoors


        What's with your avatar Deza? I saw it on the big screen at the Leederville Hotel last wednesday and I said to Maarken "that's that dude's avatar from the forum!"

        Then he said "check out that fiiiiine piece of ass"

        And I cant remember how it went after that but it was a good night, anyway you should have been there
        mmmmm sacrilicious