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    A rabbit was hopping through the forest when he came upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit said,"Giraffe, don't do drugs. Come, run with me through the forest." The giraffe looked at the rabbit, then at the joint. He dropped the joint and ran off with the rabbit. They came upon an elephant snorting cocaine. The Rabbit said, "Elephant, don't do drugs. Come, run with us through the forest." The elephant looked at his razor blade, mirror and lines. He then tossed them away and began running with the rabbit and giraffe. The three animals then came across a lion about to shoot up. The Rabbit said, "Lion, don't do drugs. Come, run with us through the forest." The lion looked at the rabbit and then at the needle. He put down the Needle and started to beat up the rabbit. Horrified, the giraffe and elephant asked, "Lion, why are you doing this? He was trying to help you." The lion answered, "This little F*cker? He makes me run around the forest like a f*cking idiot every time he's on ecstasy."
    Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things

  • #2
    hehe that reminds me of a school joke... A rabit and a bear are taking a shit in the forest the bear turns to the rabbit and asks hey rabbit do you ever have a problem with shit sticking to your fur the rabbit replys no i dont, so the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit

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    • #3
      haha good clean jokes

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