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    A guy calls his buddy the horse rancher and says he's sending a friend
    over to look at a horse. His buddy asks "How will I recognize him?"
    That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment". So, the midget
    shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female
    horse. "A female horth." So he shows him a prized filly. "Nith lookin
    horth. Can I thee her eyeth"? So the guy picks up the midget and he
    gives the horse's eyes the once over. "Nith eyeth, can I thee her
    earzth"? So he picks the little fella up again,
    and shows him the horse's ears. "Nith earzth, can I see her mouf"? The
    rancher is gettin' pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up
    again and shows him the horse's mouth. "Nice mouf, can I see her twat"?
    Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and
    rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's twat, pulls him out
    and slams him on the ground. The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.
    "Perhapth I should rephrase that; Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit"?
    Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think Ive forgotten this before.

  • #2
    No midgets allowed near my prize mare :shock: Nice one Chookie

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    • #3
      lol. not bad Chookie

      i take it that your prize mare is not a race horse then Pure Power. Midgets near them all the time.
      I had a vision of my reality once... then turned my back and walked away.

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      • #4
        I take it that your prize mare is not a race horse then Pure Power. Midgets near them all the time.  
        No my prize mare isn't a race horse....she doesn't like short men and can bite :!:

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        • #5
          lol. all horses bite, and can kick.
          found that out too many times already.

          so let me guess... eventing, hacking??
          I had a vision of my reality once... then turned my back and walked away.

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          • #6
            horses can hack?
            now I know how microsoft is getting so far so quick.. fuck paying kids gummi bears, just pay horses in hay. Would explain all the fuckups in the OS though
            Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think Ive forgotten this before.

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            • #7
              hahaha. Don't even worry about the hay, just threaten them with the glue factory.

              of course there's heaps of fuck ups, you ever watched them try and type?? :shock:
              I had a vision of my reality once... then turned my back and walked away.

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