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    Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that patrolled the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm bored and frustrated at being a prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten..."

    As Justin had his mind firmly on becoming a predator, a mysterious cod appears and says, "Your wish is granted", and lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark.

    Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his>old mate. Time went on (as it invariably does...) and Justin found himself becoming bored and lonely as a shark. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight. While out swimming alone one day he sees the mysterious cod again and can't believe his luck.

    Justin figured that the fish could change him back into a prawn. He begs the cod to change him back so, lo and behold, he is turned back into a prawn. With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes, Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail. (The punch line does not involve a prawn cocktail - it's much worse).

    Looking around the gathering at the reef, he searched for his old pal. "Where's Christian?" he asked. "He's at home, distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy and became a shark", came the reply.

    Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he set off to Christian's house. As he opened the coral gate the memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again.

    "Christian replied "No way man, you'll eat me. You're a shark, the enemy and I'll not be tricked.

    "Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed." .....................

    (here we go)




    "I've found Cod. I'm a prawn again Christian"
    Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think Ive forgotten this before.

  • #2
    Could I have my 45seconds back please...
    Will you insure me?!

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    • #3
      I want my 50

      So on the eight day, after wasting time faffing about with unimportant guff like heaven & earth & the waters & sky & creatures [& having a wee kip] & man.... God created PSB (GenesiSX-R1000)

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      • #4
        one of my colleagues couldn't stop laughing at that joke.. pissing himself
        Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think Ive forgotten this before.

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        • #5
          I'll settle for 40...

          Azza??
          Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things

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          • #6
            id just settle for the brain cells that died reading that back. i could have killed them in a more human way... like alcohol poisoning!

            I'm the noob you all pwn!

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