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  • Pissing and moaning about problems...

    An elderly lady phoned her telephone company to report that her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions when it did ring, her pet dog always moaned
    right before the phone rang. The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile elderly lady.

    He climbed a nearby telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house. The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned loudly and the telephone began to ring.

    The repairman found:

    1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire via a steel chain and collar.
    2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.
    3. The dog was receiving 90 volts when the phone number was called.
    4. After a couple of such jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate on himself and the ground.
    5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.

    Which just goes to prove that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and moaning.
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    Re: Pissing and moaning about problems...

    Which just goes to prove that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and moaning.
    That exactly how I'd fix your bell circuit if I was called out

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    • #3
      You fixed yours like that didn't you Gordo ...

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      • #4
        You fixed yours like that didn't you Gordo ...

        until recently it was my job to fix everyones, that's why we Telstra workers drink lots of coffee and tea, so that we can always piss on demand

        so make sure you offer the next Telstra guy in your place plenty to drink..

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        • #5
          until recently it was my job to fix everyones, that's why we Telstra workers drink lots of coffee and tea, so that we can always piss on demand

          so make sure you offer the next Telstra guy in your place plenty to drink..
          What :?: :!: ONLY tea or coffee :?:
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