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    Three men were discussing aging at the nursing home.
    "Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old." You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!"

    "Ah, that's nothing'," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothing' comes out!"

    "Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."
    "Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year-old.
    "No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."
    "Do you have trouble having a bowel movement?"
    "No, I have one every morning at 6:30."
    With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said,
    "Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and poo every morning at 6:30.
    So what's so tough about being 80?"
    "I don't wake up until 7."
    Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things