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    Enjoy the answers given by primary school age children to the
    following questions:

    Why did God make mothers?

    1. She's the only one who knows where the sticky tape is.
    2. Mostly to clean the house.
    3. To help us out of them when we were getting born.

    How did God make mothers?
    1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
    2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
    3. God made my mum just the same like he made me. He just used
    bigger parts.

    What ingredients are mothers made of?

    1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel-hair and
    everything nice in the world, and one dab of mean.
    2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they
    mostly use string. I think.

    Why did God give you your mother and not some other mum?

    1. We're related.
    2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's mums
    like me.

    What kind of little girl was your mum?
    1. My mum has always been my mum and none of that other stuff.
    2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be
    pretty bossy.
    3. They say she used to be nice.

    What did mum need to know about dad before she married him?

    1. His last name.
    2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he
    get drunk on beer?
    3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs
    and YES to chores?

    Why did your mom marry your dad?

    1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mum
    eats a lot.
    2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
    3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

    Who's the boss at your house?

    1. Mum doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's
    such a goofball.
    2. Mum. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff
    under the bed.
    3. I guess Mum is, but only because she has a lot more to do
    than dad.

    What's the difference between mums and dads?

    1. Mums work at work and work at home, and dads just got to
    work at work.
    2. Mums know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
    3. Dads are taller and stronger, but mums have all the real
    power cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over
    at your friend's.

    What does your mum do in her spare time?

    1. Mothers don't do spare time.
    2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

    What would it take to make your mum perfect?

    1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some
    kind of plastic surgery.
    2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.

    If you could change one thing about your mum, what would it be?

    1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd
    get rid of that.
    2. I'd make my mum smarter. Then she would know it was my
    :!: sister who did it and not me.