A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have
this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too
much. It never smells and is always silent. As a matter of fact
I've farted at least 10 times since I've been here in your office.
You didn't know I was farting because it doesn't smell and is silent."
The doctor says,"I see. Take these pills and come back to see me
next week". The next week the lady returns.
"Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the heck you gave me, but
now my farts, although still silent, stink terribly".
"Good," the doctor said. "Now that we've cleared up your
sinuses, let's work on your hearing."
this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too
much. It never smells and is always silent. As a matter of fact
I've farted at least 10 times since I've been here in your office.
You didn't know I was farting because it doesn't smell and is silent."
The doctor says,"I see. Take these pills and come back to see me
next week". The next week the lady returns.
"Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the heck you gave me, but
now my farts, although still silent, stink terribly".
"Good," the doctor said. "Now that we've cleared up your
sinuses, let's work on your hearing."
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