Good Catholic Girls

[Gordo]

A bus load of Catholic school girls had an accident & they all
perish. They all wind up in Heaven trying to enter the pearly gates
past St. Peter.
St. Peter asks the first girl, "Karen, have you ever
had any contact with a penis?"

She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I
once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger."

St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and pass
through the gate."

St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Kate have you ever
had any contact with a penis?"

The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and stroked one."

St. Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."

All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one
girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the
front of the line St. Peter says Sharon! What seems to be the rush?"

The girl replies "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I
want to do it before Mandy sticks her ass in".


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[colscats]

:shock:

[ChOOkiE]

HAHAHHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHAHHHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA HAHHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

LOVE IT!

[sathid]

aaah yes. thats a good oldie.
when i tell it, it's usually a bunch of nuns.
if it were REAL catholic school girls, most of them would have to simultaneously gargle, pour it down thier chest, sit in it, and put both hands in it
lol

[subdued]

if it were real catholic girls sharon would already be used ot eating mandy's ass

[Deza]

if it were real catholic girls sharon would already be used ot eating mandy's ass

Your a rude bastard but dam thats a good call haha

[Maarken]

HAHHAHAHAHAHA

Still makes me laugh