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Two builders (Dave and Stuart) are seated either side
of a table in a rough pub when a well-dressed man
enters, orders a beer and sits on a stool at the bar.
The two builders start to speculate about the
occupation of the suit
Dave: - I reckon he's an accountant.
Stuart: - No way - he's a geologist.
Dave: - He ain't no geologist! A geologist wouldn't
come in here!
The argument repeats itself for some time until the
volume of beer gets the better of Dave and he makes
for the toilet. On entering the toilet he sees that
the suit is standing at a urinal. Curiosity and the
several beers get the better of the builder ....
Dave: - Scuse me ... no offence meant, but me and me
mate were wondering what you do for a living?
Suit: - No offence taken. I'm a Logical Scientist by
profession.
Dave: - Oh ! What's that then ?
Suit: - I'll try to explain by example. Do you have a
goldfish at home?
Dave: - Er ? mmm ... well yeah, I do as it happens.
Suit: - Well, it's logical to follow that you keep it
in a bowl or in a pond. Which is it?
Dave: - It's in a pond!
Suit: - Well then it's reasonable to suppose that you
have a large garden then?
Dave: - As it happens, yes I have got a big garden!
Suit: - Well then it's logical to assume that in this
town if you have a large garden then you have a large
house?
Dave: - As it happens I've got a five bedroom house
.... built it myself!
Suit: - Well given that you've built a five bedroom
house it is logical to assume that you haven't built
it just for yourself and that you are quite probably
married?
Dave: - Yes I am married, I live with my wife and
three children.
Suit: - Well then it is logical to assume that you are
sexually active with your wife on a regular basis?
Dave: - Yep! Four nights a week!
Suit: - Well then it is logical to suggest that you do
not masturbate very often?
Dave: - Me? Never!
Suit: - Well there you are! That's logical science at
work!
Dave: - How's that then?
Suit: - Well from finding out that you had a goldfish,
I've told you about your sex life!
Dave: - I see! That's pretty impressive ... thanks
mate!
Both leave the toilet and Dave returns to his mate.
Stuart: - I see the suit was in there. Did you ask
him what he does?
Dave: - Yep! He's a logical scientist!
Stuart: - What's that then?
Dave:- I'll try and explain. Do you have a goldfish?
Stuart: - Nope.
Dave: - Well then, you're a wanker.
of a table in a rough pub when a well-dressed man
enters, orders a beer and sits on a stool at the bar.
The two builders start to speculate about the
occupation of the suit
Dave: - I reckon he's an accountant.
Stuart: - No way - he's a geologist.
Dave: - He ain't no geologist! A geologist wouldn't
come in here!
The argument repeats itself for some time until the
volume of beer gets the better of Dave and he makes
for the toilet. On entering the toilet he sees that
the suit is standing at a urinal. Curiosity and the
several beers get the better of the builder ....
Dave: - Scuse me ... no offence meant, but me and me
mate were wondering what you do for a living?
Suit: - No offence taken. I'm a Logical Scientist by
profession.
Dave: - Oh ! What's that then ?
Suit: - I'll try to explain by example. Do you have a
goldfish at home?
Dave: - Er ? mmm ... well yeah, I do as it happens.
Suit: - Well, it's logical to follow that you keep it
in a bowl or in a pond. Which is it?
Dave: - It's in a pond!
Suit: - Well then it's reasonable to suppose that you
have a large garden then?
Dave: - As it happens, yes I have got a big garden!
Suit: - Well then it's logical to assume that in this
town if you have a large garden then you have a large
house?
Dave: - As it happens I've got a five bedroom house
.... built it myself!
Suit: - Well given that you've built a five bedroom
house it is logical to assume that you haven't built
it just for yourself and that you are quite probably
married?
Dave: - Yes I am married, I live with my wife and
three children.
Suit: - Well then it is logical to assume that you are
sexually active with your wife on a regular basis?
Dave: - Yep! Four nights a week!
Suit: - Well then it is logical to suggest that you do
not masturbate very often?
Dave: - Me? Never!
Suit: - Well there you are! That's logical science at
work!
Dave: - How's that then?
Suit: - Well from finding out that you had a goldfish,
I've told you about your sex life!
Dave: - I see! That's pretty impressive ... thanks
mate!
Both leave the toilet and Dave returns to his mate.
Stuart: - I see the suit was in there. Did you ask
him what he does?
Dave: - Yep! He's a logical scientist!
Stuart: - What's that then?
Dave:- I'll try and explain. Do you have a goldfish?
Stuart: - Nope.
Dave: - Well then, you're a wanker.
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