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    Two builders (Dave and Stuart) are seated either side
    of a table in a rough pub when a well-dressed man
    enters, orders a beer and sits on a stool at the bar.

    The two builders start to speculate about the
    occupation of the suit

    Dave: - I reckon he's an accountant.

    Stuart: - No way - he's a geologist.

    Dave: - He ain't no geologist! A geologist wouldn't
    come in here!

    The argument repeats itself for some time until the
    volume of beer gets the better of Dave and he makes
    for the toilet. On entering the toilet he sees that
    the suit is standing at a urinal. Curiosity and the
    several beers get the better of the builder ....

    Dave: - Scuse me ... no offence meant, but me and me
    mate were wondering what you do for a living?

    Suit: - No offence taken. I'm a Logical Scientist by

    Dave: - Oh ! What's that then ?

    Suit: - I'll try to explain by example. Do you have a
    goldfish at home?

    Dave: - Er ? mmm ... well yeah, I do as it happens.

    Suit: - Well, it's logical to follow that you keep it
    in a bowl or in a pond. Which is it?

    Dave: - It's in a pond!

    Suit: - Well then it's reasonable to suppose that you
    have a large garden then?

    Dave: - As it happens, yes I have got a big garden!

    Suit: - Well then it's logical to assume that in this
    town if you have a large garden then you have a large

    Dave: - As it happens I've got a five bedroom house
    .... built it myself!

    Suit: - Well given that you've built a five bedroom
    house it is logical to assume that you haven't built
    it just for yourself and that you are quite probably

    Dave: - Yes I am married, I live with my wife and
    three children.

    Suit: - Well then it is logical to assume that you are
    sexually active with your wife on a regular basis?

    Dave: - Yep! Four nights a week!

    Suit: - Well then it is logical to suggest that you do
    not masturbate very often?

    Dave: - Me? Never!

    Suit: - Well there you are! That's logical science at

    Dave: - How's that then?

    Suit: - Well from finding out that you had a goldfish,
    I've told you about your sex life!

    Dave: - I see! That's pretty impressive ... thanks

    Both leave the toilet and Dave returns to his mate.

    Stuart: - I see the suit was in there. Did you ask
    him what he does?

    Dave: - Yep! He's a logical scientist!

    Stuart: - What's that then?

    Dave:- I'll try and explain. Do you have a goldfish?

    Stuart: - Nope.

    Dave: - Well then, you're a wanker.

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      So on the eight day, after wasting time faffing about with unimportant guff like heaven & earth & the waters & sky & creatures [& having a wee kip] & man.... God created PSB (GenesiSX-R1000)


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        Gordo......Do you have a goldfish :?:


        • #5
          I have three goldfish


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            Gordo......Do you have a goldfish :?:

            Eh me eh no why ??? oh yeah I get it :oops: hell yeah I got a fish