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  • THE NURSING HOME POLICE

    Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge
    around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up
    to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was
    one sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents tolerated her,
    and some of the males actually joined in.

    One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and
    Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "STOP!" he
    shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?"

    Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper
    and held it up to him. "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the
    hall.As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird

    Harold popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have you got
    proof of insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster
    and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said "Carry on, ma'am."

    As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Crazy
    Craig stepped out in front of her, stark naked, holding a very
    sizeable erection in his hand.

    "Oh, Good grief," said Ethyl, "Not the breathalyser again!" :shock:
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