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    An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay
    flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he
    served them food and drinks.

    As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and
    announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvin has asked me to
    announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely
    people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be super."

    On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed rather
    exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear
    me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo
    so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

    She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a
    Princess. I take orders from no one."

    To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
    "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country,
    I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up bitch.

  • #2
    An oldie but a goodie :-)


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      • #4
        A goodie!


        • #5
          hehehehe love it!
          Originally posted by vk6hgr
          My Hyosung couldn't do that speed if it was dropped in from orbit.