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    A Fairy told a married couple: "For being such an exemplary married
    couple for 35 years, I will give you each a wish"

    "I want to travel around the world with my dearest husband" said the wife.

    The fairy moved her magic stick and abracadabra! two tickets appeared in her hands. Now it was the husbands turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well this moment is very romantic, but an opportunity like this only
    occurs once in a lifetime. So....I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me". The wife was deeply disappointed but, a
    wish was a wish.

    The Fairy made a circle with her magic stick and.......abracadabra!..... Suddenly the husband was 90 years old. Men might be bastards. But Fairies are....................Female! :roll:

  • #2
    That's what I'm talking bout :!: :!:

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    • #3

      There u go guys be careful what u wish for.... :shock:
      * ONE DOES NOT KNOW THE MEANING OF FREEDOM TILL THEY RIDE ! *

      <span style="font-family:Comic Sans Ms">HAVE I MENTIONED I GOT TO HUG ROSSI????</span>

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      • #4
        And then all of a sudden a big ass genie appears, bends the fairy over and give her a right royal rogering.

        Then with a snap of the genie's fingers not only is the guy young and fit again but he has three eighteen year-old wives and a suitcase full of cash.

        Cause the guys know they have to stick together...

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        • #5
          Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things

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          • #6
            Three eighteen year old wives??? Noooooooooooo.

            What a curse. The whole suitcase of cash would be blown in a weekend on shoes(have you any idea how much Manolo Blahniks cost), moblie phone calls and Bacardi'n'Cokes. There'll be none left over for therapy for the poor man.

            Instead, the genie and him should come up here to Broome where the girls are on holidays from their jobs, their morals and their inhibitions.



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            • #7

              Instead, the genie and him should come up here to Broome where the girls are on holidays from their jobs, their morals and their inhibitions.
              mmmm girls with no morals mmmmmmmmm

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