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    A BANKER gets home late one night and his wife says,

    "Where the hell have you been?"

    He replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo."

    "A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

    "I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis," he said proudly.

    "What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill on his penis?"

    "Well, one, I like to watch my money grow," he began
    "Two, once in a while, I like to play with my money...

    "Three, I like how money feels in my hand ...

    "And lastly, instead of you going out shop-ping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!!!

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    An oldie but a goodie!
    If you can... you MUST!