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    A farmer buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After
    Several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant,
    and phones a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try
    artificial insemination.

    The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, Not
    wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know
    when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop
    standing around and instead will lie down and wallow in grass when
    they are pregnant.

    The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion
    that the artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep

    So, he loads the sheep into his Land Rover, drives them out into the
    woods, has sex with them all, brings them back, and goes to bed.

    Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they
    are all still standing around, he deduces that the first try didn't
    take, and loads them in the Land Rover again. He drives them out to
    the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back,
    and goes to bed exhausted.

    Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing around.
    Try again' he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up, and drives
    them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the sheep and, upon
    returning home, falls listlessly into bed.

    The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to Look
    out of the window. He asks his wife to look, and tell him if the sheep
    are lying in the grass.

    "No" she says, "they're all in the Land Rover, and one of them is
    beeping the horn." :twisted: :twisted:

  • #2
    Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things


    • #3
      sounds like a Kiwi's dream
      Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think Ive forgotten this before.