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    A public servant, on his way home from work in Canberra traffic came to a dead halt and thought to himself, "This is unusual."
    He noticed a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars, so he rolled down his window and asked, "Officer, what's the hold-up?"
    The officer replied, "The Prime Minister is depressed, so he stopped his motorcade and is threatening to douse himself with petrol and set himself on fire.
    He says no one believes his stories about why we went to war in Iraq, or the connection between Saddam and al-Qaeda, or that his tax cuts will help anyone except his wealthy friends. So we're taking up a collection for him."
    The public servant asks, "How much have you got so far?"
    The officer replies, "About 200 litres, but a lot of people are still siphoning."

  • #2

    That's pretty cool...
    Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things


    • #3
      ill donate a few litres top a good cause
      Some say he eats sidchrome for breakfast

      Some say he only showers on even days of the week

      Some say he put an R1 motor in a coffee machine

      All we know is he's Hewie.


      • #4
        yep I wouldn't mind donating a few tanker loads


        • #5
          /me picks up the telephone...

          "hello BP refinery ......"

          I'm the noob you all pwn!


          • #6
            hahahha.. classic.. love it!
            Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think Ive forgotten this before.


            • #7
              Awww why does everyone sledge our poor PM.
              Poor fella, his feelings might get hurt.
              Will you insure me?!


              • #8
                uh huh.... and he really cares about our feelings doesn't he?

                Burn baby, burn :twisted:
                I had a vision of my reality once... then turned my back and walked away.