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    A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long
    weekend to thaw out last winter. They planned to stay at the
    same hotel they spent their honeymoon 29 years before.
    Because both had jobs they found it difficult to coordinate their
    travel schedules, so it was decided that the husband would fly
    to Florida on a Thursday, and his wife would follow him the next day.

    Upon arriving as planned, the husband checked into the hotel. In
    his room there was a computer so he decided to send his wife an e-mail
    back in Minneapolis. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her
    address and miss-sent the e-mail to a widow in Houston without
    realising his error.

    In Houston that widow had just returned from her husband's funeral.
    dearly departed was a minister who had been called home to glory
    following a heart attack. The widow checked her e-mail, expecting
    messages from relatives and friends. Upon reading the first message,
    she fainted. Her son rushed into the room, found his mother on the
    floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

    To My Loving Wife
    Subject: I've Arrived.

    You're probably surprised to hear from me. They have computers here
    now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just
    arrived and checked in.
    I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
    Looking forward to seeing you then!

    Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

    PS: Sure is hot down here! :shock: :shock:

  • #2
    good one ..
    Some say he eats sidchrome for breakfast

    Some say he only showers on even days of the week

    Some say he put an R1 motor in a coffee machine

    All we know is he's Hewie.


    • #3
      thats, :shock: :shock:
      The nature of Monkey was irrepressible...........