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  • Wise words from a Marfia Don...

    An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed.
    "You lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated .38 revolver so
    you will always remember me. "But grandpa, I really don't like guns.
    Howzabout you leava me your Rolex watch instead."

    "Shuddup an lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business, you gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple a
    bambinos. Somma day you gonna coma home and maybe find you wife inna bed with another man. "Whadda you gonna do then......pointa to you watch and a say, Times Up?"
    Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things

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    Noice


    Dubs

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    • #3
      calmly walk outside grab the pick handle and then go back and explain to him why that wasnt a good idea
      Some say he eats sidchrome for breakfast

      Some say he only showers on even days of the week

      Some say he put an R1 motor in a coffee machine

      All we know is he's Hewie.

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      • #4
        Metta una protezione nel suo asino!

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        • #5
          aahh yeah ......wat he said ..

          umm wat did u say ????
          Some say he eats sidchrome for breakfast

          Some say he only showers on even days of the week

          Some say he put an R1 motor in a coffee machine

          All we know is he's Hewie.

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          • #6
            Babel Fish Translation= "Protection in its ass puts one!"

            :?
            Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things

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            • #7
              Hahahahaha OMG that just made me rupture an organ in laughter.

              It is supposed to say "put a cap in his ass"

              Stupid babelfish!!!

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              • #8
                Babel Fish Translation= \"Protection in its ass puts one!\"

                :?
                im a bit worried about that ....
                Some say he eats sidchrome for breakfast

                Some say he only showers on even days of the week

                Some say he put an R1 motor in a coffee machine

                All we know is he's Hewie.

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