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  • Putting the Dog out !

    A couple were going out for the evening. They'd gotten ready, all
    dolled up, dog put out, etc. The taxi arrives, and as the couple
    start out, the dog shoots back in the house.


    They don't want the dog shut in the house, so the wife goes out to
    the taxi while the husband goes upstairs to chase the dog out. The
    wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty explains to
    the taxi driver: "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my
    mother."

    A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so
    long" he says. "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed and I had to poke
    her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her
    in a blanket to keep her from scratching and biting me as I hauled her
    ass downstairs and tossed her in the back yard! She better not shit in
    the vegetable garden again!"

    The silence in the cab was deafening.

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    • #3
      Heheheh

      Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things

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      • #4
        Some say he eats sidchrome for breakfast

        Some say he only showers on even days of the week

        Some say he put an R1 motor in a coffee machine

        All we know is he's Hewie.

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        • #5
          heard that before but the ending was...."the cab driver rear ended a parked truck"
          Spike

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          • #6
            Spike might have the shoes but he has one damn fine avatar
            A site all parents should check regulary
            http://www.mako.org.au/temp_a.html

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            • #7
              Why thankyou
              Spike

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              • #8
                lol...it happens
                "Power is never given its always taken"

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