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    A young guy from Newfoundland moves to California and goes to a big
    everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.The
    manager
    says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says, "Yeah, I was a

    salesman back home in Newfoundland."Well, the boss liked the kid so he
    gave
    him the job "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see
    how
    you did."His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.
    After the
    store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many sales did you make

    today?" The kid says, "One."The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people

    average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?"The kid says,

    "$101,237.64."
    The boss says, "$101,237.64? What the hell did you sell?"The Kid says,

    "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish
    hook.
    Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod.
    Then
    I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast,
    so I
    told him he was gonna need a boat, so we went down to the boat
    department
    and I sold him that
    twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic
    would
    pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him
    that
    4X4 Blazer"The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and
    you
    sold him a boat and truck?"The Kid says, "No, he came in here to buy a
    box
    of tampons for his wife and I said, 'Well, your weekend's shot, you
    might as
    well go
    fishing."
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