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    Marriage Counseling 101 - from the mouths of babies.


    HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

    You got to find somebody who likes the same
    stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should
    like it that you like sports, and she should
    keep the chips and dip coming.

    * Alan, age 10



    No person really decides before they grow up
    who they're going to marry. God decides it all
    way before, and you get to find out later who
    you're stuck with.

    * Kirsten, age 10





    WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
    Twenty-three is the best age because you know
    the person FOREVER by then.

    * Camille, age 10



    No age is good to get married at. You got to
    be a fool to get married.
    * Freddie, age 6 (Very wise for his age)



    HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
    You might have to guess, based on whether they
    seem to be yelling at the same kids.

    * Derrick, age 8





    WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
    Both don't want any more kids.

    * Lori, age 8





    WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

    Dates are for having fun, and people should use
    them to get to know each other. Even boys have
    something to say if you listen long enough.

    * Lynnette, age 8 (Isn't she a treasure)



    On the first date, they just tell each other lies,
    and that usually gets them interested enough to go
    for a second date.

    * Martin, age 10





    WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

    I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would
    call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote
    about me in all the dead columns.

    * Craig, age 9





    WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

    When they're rich.

    * Pam, age 7



    The law says you have to be eighteen, so I
    wouldn't want to mess with that.

    * Curt, age 7



    The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone,
    then you should marry them and have kids with them.
    It's the right thing to do.

    * Howard, age 8





    IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
    I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you
    thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife.
    I don't want to be all grossed out.

    * Theodore, age 8



    It's better for girls to be single but not for
    boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.

    * Anita, age 9 (Bless you child)





    HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

    There sure would be a lot of kids to explain,
    wouldn't there?

    * Kelvin, age 8





    "And the #1 Favorite is........"

    HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

    Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she
    looks like a truck.

    * Ricky, age 10 (Is that Truck?)
    Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things

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    Brilliant... Last one is my favourite.

    She is very a-truck-diff...(attractive)
    Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

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        HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
        You might have to guess, based on whether they
        seem to be yelling at the same kids.

        * Derrick, age 8
        lol...
        “Crashing is shit for you, shit for the bike, shit for the mechanics and shit for the set-up,” Checa told me a while back. “It’s a signal that you are heading in the wrong direction. You want to win but crashing is the opposite. It’s like being in France when you want to go to England and when you crash you go to Spain. That way you’ll never get to England!” -- Carlos Checa

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Flakey View Post
          Dates are for having fun, and people should use
          them to get to know each other. Even boys have
          something to say if you listen long enough.

          * Lynnette, age 8 (Isn't she a treasure)


          haha, wisdom beyond her years...

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          • #6
            lol, got a chuckle out of that, thanks Flakey!

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              Where were these kids before I got married?
              Please, call me Flash...

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              • #8
                It's better for girls to be single but not for
                boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.

                * Anita, age 9 (Bless you child)



                HAHA. Gold.
                A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

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                  good for a morning laugh
                  SUCH IS LIFE

                  Originally posted by lee
                  I hope you choke on a donut, and when you do I'm going to inappropriately hit on your grieving widows.

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                  • #10
                    Holy thread revival Batman!
                    Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things

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                    • #11
                      ^_^

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