cop joke...

[Flakey]

I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about
five minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a
parking ticket.

So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy
a break? There are no handicapped vehicles in the area. I was only
inside for a minute."
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a
pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another
ticket for worn tires!
So I called him a piece of horse s**t. He finished the second ticket
and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20
minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner ....

I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.

[[NoMaD]]

Hahha nice one Flakey!

[Gordo]

hey what's the difference between a porcupine and a police car ????




see below







The pricks are on the outside On a porcupine,,,, heheheheheh