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  • Gordo
    hey what's the difference between a porcupine and a police car ????

    see below

    The pricks are on the outside On a porcupine,,,, heheheheheh

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  • [NoMaD]
    Hahha nice one Flakey!

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  • Flakey
    started a topic cop joke...

    cop joke...

    I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about
    five minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a
    parking ticket.

    So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy
    a break? There are no handicapped vehicles in the area. I was only
    inside for a minute."
    He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a
    pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another
    ticket for worn tires!
    So I called him a piece of horse s**t. He finished the second ticket
    and put it on the windshield with the first.

    Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20
    The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

    I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner ....

    I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.