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    A couple attending an art exhibition at the National Gallery were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three very black, and totally naked men sitting on a park bench. Two of the figures had black penises, but the one in the middle had a pink penis.

    The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his assessment. He went on for nearly half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African-Americans in a predominately white, patriarchal society. "In fact,"
    he pointed out, "some serious critics believe that the pink penis also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society."

    After the curator left, a Scottish man approached the couple and said:
    "Would you like to know what the painting is really about?"

    "Now why would you know more about it than the curator of the gallery?"
    asked the couple.

    "Because I'm the person that painted it," he replied. "It's not African Americans at all. They're just three Scottish coal-miners. The guy in the middle went home for lunch."
    Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think Ive forgotten this before.

  • #2
    hahahahaha Chookie I luv it, keep talking up the Scottish Penis


    • #3
      Some say he eats sidchrome for breakfast

      Some say he only showers on even days of the week

      Some say he put an R1 motor in a coffee machine

      All we know is he's Hewie.


      • #4
        Shit that's funny!