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Story from a party goer,
"The other night I was invited out for a
night with "the girls."
I told my husband that I would be home by
midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the champagne was going down
way too easy. Around 3 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed three times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another nine times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with
such a quick-witted solution (even when smashed) in order to escape
a possible conflict with him.
The next morning my husband asked me
what time I got in, and I told him 12:00. He didn't seem disturbed at all.
Whew! Got away with that one.Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "oh shit," cuckooed four mour times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the cat and farted.
"The other night I was invited out for a
night with "the girls."
I told my husband that I would be home by
midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the champagne was going down
way too easy. Around 3 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed three times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another nine times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with
such a quick-witted solution (even when smashed) in order to escape
a possible conflict with him.
The next morning my husband asked me
what time I got in, and I told him 12:00. He didn't seem disturbed at all.
Whew! Got away with that one.Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "oh shit," cuckooed four mour times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the cat and farted.
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