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  • NIGHT OUT WITH THE GIRLS

    Story from a party goer,

    "The other night I was invited out for a
    night with "the girls."
    I told my husband that I would be home by
    midnight, "I promise!"
    Well, the hours passed and the champagne was going down
    way too easy. Around 3 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home.
    Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed three times.

    Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another nine times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with
    such a quick-witted solution (even when smashed) in order to escape
    a possible conflict with him.

    The next morning my husband asked me
    what time I got in, and I told him 12:00. He didn't seem disturbed at all.

    Whew! Got away with that one.Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "oh shit," cuckooed four mour times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the cat and farted.

  • #2
    Thats a good one

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    • #3
      nnoice ...
      Some say he eats sidchrome for breakfast

      Some say he only showers on even days of the week

      Some say he put an R1 motor in a coffee machine

      All we know is he's Hewie.

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      • #4
        Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things

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        • #5
          Awesome...

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          • #6
            Mrs Gordo i presume
            A site all parents should check regulary
            http://www.mako.org.au/temp_a.html

            (+)

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              • #8
                Hahahahahaaaa......nice going......not just a pretty face she can think as well

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