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  • The Bunny & The Snake

    Once upon a time, allegedly, in a nice little forest, there lived
    an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence,
    both were blind from birth.
    One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake
    was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the
    snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a
    bit.

    "Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to
    hurt you. I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see where I'm
    going.In fact, since I'm also an orphan, I don't even know what I am."
    "It's quite OK," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is much
    the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never
    knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you,
    and work out what you are, so at least you'll have that going for you.."

    "Oh, that would be wonderful" replied the bunny.
    So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, "Well,
    you're covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose
    twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I'd say that you must be a
    bunny rabbit."

    "Oh, thank you! Thank you," cried the bunny, in obvious
    excitement.

    The bunny suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you all
    over with my paw, and help you the same way that you've helped me."
    So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, "Well, you're
    smooth and slippery, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no
    balls.

    I'd say you must be either a politician or possibly someone in
    senior management".

  • #2
    my boss didnt see the funny side of that one :shock:
    Some say he eats sidchrome for breakfast

    Some say he only showers on even days of the week

    Some say he put an R1 motor in a coffee machine

    All we know is he's Hewie.

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    • #3
      Nice... I got a few laughs around work with that one.

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