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    Every year the FBI are asked to investigate over 36,000 Serious Crimes
    including Suspicious Deaths and Homicides. Every year the Homicide
    Investigations Unit puts out its Top 12 Homicides of the year and here,
    ladies and gentlemen, I present them to you ...

    1- Alex Mijtus,36 years old, is killed by his wife, armed with a 20 inch
    long vibrator. Mrs Mijtus had enough of her husband's strange sex
    and one night during a prolonged session of fun she snapped, pushing all
    inches of the vibrator into Alex's anus until it ruptured several internal

    organs and caused severe bleeding.

    2- Debby Mills-Newbroughton, 99 years old, was killed as she crossed the
    road. She was to turn 100 the next day, but crossing the road with her
    daughter to go to her own birthday party her wheel chair was hit by the
    truck delivering her birthday cake.

    3- Peter Stone, 42 years old, is murdered by his 8 year old daughter, who
    he h ad just sent to her room with no dinner. Young Samantha Stone felt
    that if she couldn't have dinner no one should,and she promptly inserted
    rat poison tablets into her fathers coffee as he prepared dinner. The
    victim took one sip and promptly collapsed. Samantha Stone was given a
    suspended sentence as the judge felt she didn't realise what she was doing,

    until she tried to poison her mother using the same method one month

    4- David Danil, 17 years old, was killed by his girl friend after he
    attempted to have his way with her. His unwelcome advance was met with a
    double-barreled shotgun. Charla's (the girlfriends) father had given it to

    her an hour before the date started, just in case.

    5- Javier Halos, 27 years old, was killed by his landlord for failing to
    pay his rent for 8 years. The landlord, Kirk Weston,clubbed the victim to
    death with a toilet seat after he realized just how long it had been since

    Mr Halos paid his rent.

    6- Megan Fry, 44 ye ars old, is killed by 14 state tr oopers after she
    wandered onto a live firing, fake town, simulation. Seeing all the
    walking slowly down the street Megan Fry had jumped out in front of them
    and yelled Boo!. The troopers, thinking she was a pop up target, fired 67
    shots between them, over 40 of them hitting the target. She just looked
    like a very real looking target, one of the troopers stated in his report.

    7- Julia Smeeth, 20 years old, was killed by her brother Michael because
    she talked on the phone too long, Michael clubbed his sister to death with

    a cordless phone, then stabbed her several times with the broken aerial.

    8- Helena Simms, Wife to the famous American nuclear scientist Harold
    was killed by her husband after she had an affair with the neighbor. Over
    period of 3 months Harold substituted Helena's eye shadow with a Uranium
    composite that was highly radioactive, until she died of radiation
    poisoning. Although she suffered many sympt oms,including total hair loss,

    welts, blindness, extreme nausea and even had an ear lobe drop off, the
    victim never attended a doctor's surgery or hospital for a check up.

    9- Conrad Middleton, 26 years old, was killed by his twin brother Brian
    after a disagreement over who should take the family home after their
    parents passed away. Conrad had a nasal problem, and had no sense of
    After the argument Brian stormed out of the house,then snuck back later,
    and turned on the 3 gas taps in the house,filling it with gas. He then
    out a box of cigars, a lighter and a note saying,Sorry for the spree, have

    a puff on me, Brian. Conrad promptly lit a cigar, destroying the house,
    himself in the process.

    10- Patty Winter, 35 years old, was killed by her neighbor in the early
    hours of a Sunday morning. Her neighbor, Falt Hame, for years had a
    F6 phantom jet engine in his rear yard. He would fire the jet engine,
    at an empty block at the back of hi s property.Patty Winter would con stan

    tly complain to the local sheriff's officers about the noise and the
    potential risk of fire. Mr Hame was served with a notice to remove the
    engine immediately. Not liking this he invited Miss Winter over for a cup
    of coffee and a chat about the whole situation. What Winter didn't know
    that he had changed the position of the engine, as she walked into the
    he activated it, hitting her with a blast of 5,000 degrees, killing her
    instantly, and forever burning her outline into the driveway.

    11- Michael Lewis, angry at his gay boyfriend, used the movie, Die Hard
    With a Vengeance as inspiration. He drugged his boyfriend,Tony Berry, into

    an almost catatonic state, then dressed him only in a double sided white
    board that read Death to all Niggers! on one side,and God Loves the KKK.
    the other. Lewis then drove the victim to downtown Harlem and dropped him
    off. Two minutes later Berry was deceased.

    12- Military Sergeant John Joe Winter killed his two timing wife by
    her car with Trintynitrate explosive (similar to C4).The Ford Taurus she
    was driving was filled with 750 kgs of explosive,forming force twice as
    powerful as the Oklahoma Bombing. The explosion was heard by several
    some up to 14 kilometers away.No trace of the car or the victim were ever
    found, only a 55 meter deep crater, and 500m of missing road.