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  • I'm really bored, so heres a joke...

    There was once a great actor who could no longer remember his lines. One day
    he finds a theatre where they are prepared to give him a chance to shine
    again. The director says, "This is the most important part, and it has only
    one line. You walk on to the stage at the opening, carrying a rose. You hold
    the rose to your nose with just one finger and thumb, sniff the rose deeply
    and then say the line, 'Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress.'" The actor is
    thrilled. All day long, before the play, he's practicing his line over and
    over again. Finally, the time came. The curtain went up, the actor walked
    onto the stage, and with great passion delivered the line, "Ah, the sweet
    aroma of my mistress." The theatre erupted, the audience was screaming with
    laughter, and the director was steaming - "You bloody fool!," he cried, "You
    have ruined me!" The actor was bewildered, "What happened? Did I forget my
    line?" "No!" screamed the director. "You forgot the rose!"
    Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things

  • #2
    something fishy about that one !!!!!


    • #3
      oh u naughty naughty boy
      Im tellin


      • #4
        I was raised on the Dairy....Bitch