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    Dear NapiSan

    I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have!
    I've used it since the beginning of my married life, when my Mum
    told me it was the best.

    Now that I am older and going through menopause, I find it even
    better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new
    white
    blouse. My unfeeling and uncaring husband started to berate me about
    how clumsy I was and generally started becoming a pain in the neck.

    One thing led to another and I ended up with a lot of his blood on my
    white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent,
    but it just wouldn't come out. After a quick trip to the supermarket,
    I stopped and got a tub of Napisan OxyAction with bleach alternative,
    and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out!

    In fact, the stains came out so well, that some detectives who came by
    yesterday told me that the DNA tests were negative and then my lawyer
    said that I would no longer be considered a suspect!

    I thank you, once again, for having such a great product.

    Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Glad Wrap people...

    Signed,
    Relieved Menopausal Wife
    Spike

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    Loud Pipes Save Lives

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    • #3
      :shock:

      *goes and checks laundry for napisan*
      Some say he eats sidchrome for breakfast

      Some say he only showers on even days of the week

      Some say he put an R1 motor in a coffee machine

      All we know is he's Hewie.

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      • #4
        *points up*

        Yeah... Wot he said.
        Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things

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        • #5
          Napisan: check
          Super strength garbage bags: check
          Shovel: check
          Lime: check
          Volvo driver: check

          I am set
          1, Always look good
          2, Always know what you're doing
          3, In failure of step 2 refer to step one

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          • #6
            Napisan: check
            Super strength garbage bags: check
            Shovel: check
            Lime: check
            Volvo driver: check

            I am set
            Careful Ace, that looks like a checklist for auto-erotic strangulation - all you need is some amyl, then you'll be set.



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            • #7
              Did I mention I got a new tatoo on my back??? :twisted:
              1, Always look good
              2, Always know what you're doing
              3, In failure of step 2 refer to step one

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              • #8


                Careful Ace, that looks like a checklist for auto-erotic strangulation - all you need is some amyl, then you'll be set.
                No chance of getting any decent amyl in Perth so he should be ok!

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