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    WORDS WOMEN USE
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    FINE
    This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you
    need to shut up.

    FIVE MINUTES
    If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five
    minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before
    helping around the house.

    NOTHING
    This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should
    be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

    GO AHEAD
    This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

    LOUD SIGH
    This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
    misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and
    wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over
    "Nothing"

    THAT'S OKAY
    This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a
    man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before
    deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    THANKS
    A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're
    welcome.
    Spike

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    Re: Words Women Use

    FINE
    This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you
    need to shut up.
    And the response is: "No sweetheart, it's not fine, it's final!" - take charge you wuss.



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      Re: Words Women Use

      FINE
      This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you
      need to shut up.
      And the response is: "No sweetheart, it's not fine, it's final!" - take charge you wuss.
      .... "just remember u may think ur the boss .. but i KNOW im the money .. and da is bank closed "
      Some say he eats sidchrome for breakfast

      Some say he only showers on even days of the week

      Some say he put an R1 motor in a coffee machine

      All we know is he's Hewie.

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