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    The Coffin
    Late last Saturday night, a young chap was walking home from a club.
    It was a cold, wet, windy evening, and he was tired and freezing.
    Most of the street lights in the area were broken, and the silence was
    only broken by the occasional sound of a stray cat sifting through a
    dustbin.
    Then suddenly he heard a strange noise.......
    BUMP........
    BUMP........
    BUMP........
    Startled by this, he turned, and to his amazement, through the driving
    rain, he saw the faint outline of a large box turning into his road.
    BUMP........
    BUMP........
    BUMP........
    He froze to the spot, he couldn't believe his eyes, as the box
    approached from the shadows, he was able to make out its shape more
    clearly.... It was a coffin.
    Not wanting anything to do with this, he put his head down and started
    walking briskly home.
    BUMP........
    BUMP........
    BUMP........
    He could feel the coffin gaining on him, he started walking
    faster.........
    BUMP........BUMP.......
    BUMP........BUMP.......
    BUMP........BUMP........
    The coffin was closing with his every step, he started to jog, But he
    heard the coffin speed up after him......
    BUMP........BUMP...BUMP...
    BUMP........BUMP...BUMP...
    BUMP........BUMP...BUMP...
    He started to sprint, but so did the coffin .......
    BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP.....
    BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP.....
    BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP.....
    Eventually he made it to his front door, but he knew the coffin was
    only seconds behind. Fumbling around in his pocket, he pulled out his
    keys. His hand trembling, he managed to open the lock, he dived inside
    slamming the front door behind him. He shot into his front room, and
    slumped into his comfy chair. Suddenly there was a loud crash, as the
    coffin smashed its way through the front door. The force of the
    impact broke the lock off the coffin allowing the lid to swing freely
    on its rusty hinges as it continued its chase.....
    BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
    BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
    BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
    BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
    In horror the young lad fled again, as fast as his shaking legs could
    take him he bolted upstairs to the bathroom and locked the
    door........
    BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...
    BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...
    BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...
    The coffin again gave chase up the stairs, across the landing and
    launched itself at the bathroom door. With an almighty smash, the
    bathroom door flew off its hinges.....
    The coffin stood in the doorway, then started to approach the young
    terrified lad.
    BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
    BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
    BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
    In a last ditch attempt to save his skin, he reached for his bathroom
    cabinet......
    He grabbed a bar of Imperial Leather soap and threw it at the
    coffin.......still it came ........
    BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
    He grabbed his can of Lynx deodorant and threw it ........still it
    came......
    BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
    He grabbed his first aid kit and threw it ......still it came......
    BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
    He grabbed some Benadryl cough mixture and threw it........
    The coffin stopped.
    Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things

  • #2
    you wouldn't have happened to vist chickz.org would you?

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    • #3
      chicks.org??? Wots that?

      (I betta not go there on work computer huh...)
      Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things

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      • #4
        That joke was on their forums the other day

        http://austin.axg.net

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