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  • #2
    I reckon you could put that in your email as a disclaimer and no one would notice, Who reads the disclaimers in emails anyway.
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    • #3
      someones got the day off..

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      • #4
        someones got the day off..  
        nope......im at work wasting work's bandwidth......if I had the day off id be out riding

        --= I pretend to work they pretend to pay me =--

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        • #5
          someones got the day off..  
          nope......im at work wasting work's bandwidth......if I had the day off id be out riding

          --= I pretend to work they pretend to pay me =--
          in this weather!, waiting for the weekend, should be fine....

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          • #6
            **looks out the window**..........oh yea is a bit shitty ain't it........I hope the weekend weather is fine.....im dying to go for a decent ride

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            • #7
              **looks out the window**..........oh yea is a bit shitty ain't it........I hope the weekend weather is fine.....im dying to go for a decent ride
              temps 15 and 16, fine but cold as the bureau puts it.

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