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    SEX ON MARS

    The year is 2222 and after accumulating enough frequent flier miles,
    Mike and Maureen land on Mars. They meet a Martian couple and are
    talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock
    market, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc.

    Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex.
    "Just how do you guys do it?" asks Maureen.
    "Pretty much the way you do," responds the Martian. Discussion ensues
    and finally the couples decide to swap partners For the night and
    experience one another.

    Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian
    strips. He's got only a teeny, weenie member - about half an inch long
    and just a quarter inch thick.

    "I don't think this is going to work," says Maureen.
    "Why?" he asks, "What's the matter?"

    "Well," she replies, "It's just not long enough to reach me!"

    "No problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his
    palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's
    quite impressively long.

    "Well," she says, "That's quite impressive, but it looks like a long
    pencil, it's still pretty narrow...."

    "No problem," he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull,
    his member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is
    extremely exciting to the woman.

    "Wow!" she exclaims, as they fall into bed and make mad, passionate
    love.

    The next day the couples rejoin their normal partners and go their
    separate
    ways.
    As they walk along, Mike asks, "Well, was it any good?"

    "I hate to say it," says Maureen, "but it was damn good. How about
    you?"

    "It was horrible," he replies. "All I got was a headache.
    She kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears."

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    heheheheheh
    Loud Pipes Save Lives

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    • #3
      Some say he eats sidchrome for breakfast

      Some say he only showers on even days of the week

      Some say he put an R1 motor in a coffee machine

      All we know is he's Hewie.

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        Ummm... Yeah... :roll:
        Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things

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          So on the eight day, after wasting time faffing about with unimportant guff like heaven & earth & the waters & sky & creatures [& having a wee kip] & man.... God created PSB (GenesiSX-R1000)

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              Lol Hhmmmm is that why you always have a headache Gordo :shock:

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              • #8
                Lol    Hhmmmm is that why you always have a headache Gordo  :shock:
                Nah people from Mars don't get headaches either ( but it's my secret so keep it quiet )

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