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    A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot.The
    assistant shows
    her
    a beautiful African Grey parrot

    "What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, I'm
    sure you'll agree,
    and it's an absolute steal at only $20."

    "Why is it that cheap?" the woman asks.

    "Well", replies the assistant, it used to live in a
    brothel and as a
    result its language is a touch fruity."

    "Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her
    mind up, I'm broad
    minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot".

    So saying, she buys the parrot and takes him home.
    Once safely in his
    new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the
    woman, "F==k me, a
    new brothel and a new madam"

    "I'm not a madam and this isn't a brothel" says the
    woman indignantly.

    A little later the woman's two teenage daughters
    arrive home.

    "A new brothel, a new madam, and now new prostitutes"
    says the parrot
    when he sees the daughters.

    "Mum, tell your parrot to shut-up,we're not
    prostitutes" complained the
    girls, but they all see the funny side and have a
    laugh at their new
    pet.

    A short while later, the woman's husband comes home.
    Well f==k me, a new
    brothel, a new madam, new whores, but the same old
    clients. How ya
    doin', Steve?"

    Steve just collapsed...........

  • #2
    busted ... .
    Some say he eats sidchrome for breakfast

    Some say he only showers on even days of the week

    Some say he put an R1 motor in a coffee machine

    All we know is he's Hewie.

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    • #3
      BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

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      • #4
        Brilliant!!
        My Turbo Build

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        • #5
          D'Oh... Gotta hate that. :oops:
          Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things

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          • #6
            lol.. busted. really well...
            "Power is never given its always taken"

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