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  • Beer vs Vagina - A bit crude but what the hell !

    Beer vs Vagina

    1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
    One point to BEER

    2.Warm beer tastes awful.
    One point to VAGINA

    3.A really cold beer is satisfying.
    One point to BEER

    4.If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a
    hair between your teeth, you may vomit.
    One point to VAGINA

    5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a
    scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your
    wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you.
    There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your
    point of view and personal circumstances.
    I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.

    6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home.
    Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere.
    One point to VAGINA

    7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation
    may suffer. If you eat any pussy in public, you become a legend.
    One point to VAGINA

    8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested.
    If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer.
    One point to VAGINA

    9. You normally don't find old beer.
    One point to BEER

    10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too
    much vagina and you'll think you've seen god.
    One point to VAGINA

    11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring.
    Ripping off panties is fun.
    One point to VAGINA

    12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
    One point to VAGINA

    13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off
    One point to BEER

    14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a
    bottle or a can.
    One point to BEER

    15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but it eventually it
    settles down.
    One point to BEER

    16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner, ale,
    lager, etc
    One point to BEER

    17. You always know how much beer is going to cost
    One point to BEER

    18. Beer doesn't have a mother
    One point to BEER

    19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you've
    drank it
    One point to BEER

    FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 8

    That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER

    PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or
    discriminated, just remember that Beer would experience none of
    those feelings, let alone express them, an extra point for BEER!

  • #2
    not geting any

    Gordo


    I hope you like the taste of beer cause you may not get anything else for awhile :cry: :cry:
    A site all parents should check regulary
    http://www.mako.org.au/temp_a.html

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    • #3
      Re: not geting any

      Gordo
       
       
      I hope you like the taste of beer cause you may not get anything else for awhile    :cry:  :cry:
      Yeah that's standard with married life :roll:

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      • #4
        you forgot to mention-

        drinking beer every day will cause your stomach to swell.....
        No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation to detail.



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        • #5
          sathid

          that is just not true

          eat and drinking causes that problem if you drink and dont eat you end up skinny ever seen a fat alcoholic
          A site all parents should check regulary
          http://www.mako.org.au/temp_a.html

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          • #6
            sathid
             
            that is just not true

            eat and drinking causes that problem if you drink and dont eat you end up skinny ever seen a fat alcoholic
            Yeah me!
            You put the c*nt in country run

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            • #7
              lol. yes i know that. but actually alcohol has shitloads of energy. it's mostly peanuts and chips that give u the gut. but this IS a jokes page, and i WAS trying to be funny...

              but obviously you missed the joke
              lol
              No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation to detail.



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              • #8
                No matter what your evidence is Gordo, i still like the other option better ....

                Ewwww to beer

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                • #9
                  Well personally I have an appreciation for both.

                  Hmm, the girls seem to have stayed out of this one?
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                  • #10
                    well, i dont know many girls who like beer......
                    No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation to detail.



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