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    An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy
    one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My
    hands are freezing cold." The mother replied, "Put them
    between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up."
    The daughter did and her hands warmed up.

    The next day the daughter was riding in the buggy with her
    boyfriend who said, "My hands are freezing cold."
    The girl replied, "Here, put them between my legs. The warmth
    of my body will warm them up." He was surprised but did and
    warmed his hands.

    The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with
    the daughter. He said, "My nose is cold." The girl replied
    "then put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm
    it up." He did and warmed his nose. The now excited boyfriend
    thinking fast said, "Gosh my penis is frozen solid."

    The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with
    her mother, and she says to her mother,
    "Have you ever heard of a penis?"

    Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you
    ask?"

    The daughter replies, "They make one heck of a mess
    when they defrost, don't they?"

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    If only the young knew; If only the old could

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