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  • BLONDE JOKE B-)

    A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me..... I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out
    how to get it started"
    Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
    The Blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
    Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
    She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

    He studies the pieces for a moment, looks at the box, then
    Turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not
    going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
    Then he held her hand and said," Second, lets relax, have a cup of coffee, and ....." he
    sighed, "we'll put all these Corn Flakes back in the box."
    Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things

  • #2
    hahah.. that's fucking classic!
    Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think Ive forgotten this before.

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    • #3
      nice one Flakey

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      • #4

        So on the eight day, after wasting time faffing about with unimportant guff like heaven & earth & the waters & sky & creatures [& having a wee kip] & man.... God created PSB (GenesiSX-R1000)

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        • #5
          hahaha i thought i have heard them all
          I am Dyslexia of Borg. Prepare to have your arse laminated.

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          • #6
            nice joke
            I was raised on the Dairy....Bitch

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            • #7
              Bwar har har..
              love it..
              In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again.

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              • #8
                tis good, tis good

                methinks ill be using that one

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