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  • A song for the girls

    At first I was afraid,
    I was petrified,
    When you said you had 10 inches
    Lord I almost died,
    But I’d spent oh so many yrs
    just waiting for a man that long,
    That I Grew strong,
    And I knew that I could take you on. . .

    But there you are,
    Another lie,
    I was ready for a big mac
    and you’ve bought me a French fry,
    I should have known that it was bullshit, Just a sad pathetic dream,
    Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans. Go on
    now go, Walk out the door,
    Don’t you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4, Weren’t you a
    prat
    to think I wouldn’t catch you out, Don’t you know we’ re only joking when
    we
    say size doesn’t count.

    (Chorus)
    I will survive,
    I will survive,
    Co s as long as I have batteries,
    My sex life is gonna thrive,
    I will always have good sex
    with a handful of latex,
    I will survive,
    I will survive. . .hey . hey

    It took all my self control
    not to laugh out loud,
    When I saw your little weiner
    standing tall and proud,
    But to hell with all your ego’s
    and to hell with all your Needs,
    Now I’m saving all my lovin
    for a cordless multispeed,

    Go on now go,
    Just Make a dash,
    Last time I saw a prick that small was watching Gladstone run nude
    hash, I should have asked for confirmation, Should have asked for
    referees, Then I wouldn’t have you waving that wee winky thing at me.
    Go on now go, Just hit the track,
    Don’t you bring me home no tiddlers,
    Cos I’ll always throw them back,
    The only thing that I could do with a prick as small as yours, Is to
    stick
    it with a tooth pick Dip it in tomato sauce.

    (Chorus)
    I will survive,
    I will survive,
    Cos a s long as I have batteries,
    My sex life is gonna thrive,
    I will always have good sex
    with a handful of latex,
    I will survive,
    I will survive. . .hey . hey

    Go on now go,
    Get out of my sight,
    I’m going back to my appliance,
    Cos I know it’s length is right,
    And if I ever see your tiny tockley at my door, You’ll be counting up
    your inches as you pick them off the floor. Go on now Go!
    Nizmo? Who's that bitch??

    The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves!

  • #2
    I feel rather emasculated :?

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    • #3
      2fly.. you only have to say if your boyfriend is having performance issues
      Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think Ive forgotten this before.

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      • #4
        lol @ chookie......amazing how women always blame men, isn't it ???
        "Continuous effort--not strength or intelligence--is the key to unlocking our potential." - W. Churchill

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        • #5
          LOL @ Chookie

          Its all good here hun 8)
          Nizmo? Who's that bitch??

          The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves!

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          • #6
            thats not what we wanted to hear 2Fly.....*shattered*
            "Continuous effort--not strength or intelligence--is the key to unlocking our potential." - W. Churchill

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            • #7
              LOL

              Well if the standard drops - i shall let you know

              How did we get onto this topic anyway ..... your ruining my innocence :oops:

              Nizmo? Who's that bitch??

              The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves!

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              • #8
                Sorry to shatter the illusion you're trying to show here 2Fly....
                But your innocence was ruined a long time a go :twisted:

                I was a nice boy until i met you...
                I had a vision of my reality once... then turned my back and walked away.

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                • #9
                  Sorry to shatter the illusion you're trying to show here 2Fly....
                  But your innocence was ruined a long time a go :twisted:

                  I was a nice boy until i met you...

                  pffft u was a twat when i met u 10 years ago...


                  when u women gonna learn. penis are like balloons. they get bigger the more u blow em.

                  I'm the noob you all pwn!

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                  • #10
                    [quote]
                    pffft u was a twat when i met u 10 years ago...
                    [quote]

                    You don't wanna know what i thought of you then!! :twisted:
                    I had a vision of my reality once... then turned my back and walked away.

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