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A nun and a priest !

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    A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the
    third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After
    dusting themselves off, the nun and the priest surveyed their situation.

    After a long period of silence, the priest spoke. "Well, sister, this
    looks pretty grim."

    I know, father." "In fact, I don't think it likely that we can survive
    more than a day or two."

    I agree", says the Father, "Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out
    of here alive, would you do something for me?"

    "Anything, Father."

    "I have never seen a woman's breasts and I was wondering if I might see

    "Well, under the circumstances I don't see that it would do any harm."

    The nun opened her habit and the priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely
    breasts, commenting frequently on their beauty. "Sister, would you mind
    if I touched them? She consented and he fondled them for several

    "Father, could I ask something of you?

    "Yes, Sister?"

    "I have never seen a man's penis. Could I see yours?"

    "I suppose that would be OK," the priest replied lifting his robe. "Oh

    Father, may I touch it?"

    This time the priest consented and after a few minutes of fondling he
    was sporting a huge erection.

    Sister, you know that if I insert my penis in the right place, it can
    produce life."

    "Is that true father?"

    "Yes, it is, Sister."

    "Oh Father that's wonderful, stick it in the camel and let's get the
    fuck out of here."