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    Nick the Dragon Slayer had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the
    beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty for this
    would be death.

    One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the
    Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician
    exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the
    Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold
    coins to arrange it. Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed
    to the scheme.

    The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and
    poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed Soon
    after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being
    summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio the
    Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if
    applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had
    shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work as the
    antidote to cure the itch.

    The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer. Horatio the
    Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the
    itching powder, which he quickly put itinto his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and touted as a hero.

    Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio
    the Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his
    obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less,
    and knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to the
    King shooed him away with no payment made.

    The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same
    itching powder into the King's loincloth. The King immediately
    summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer...

    MORAL OF THE STORY: Pay your bills
    Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things

  • #2
    shit that is funny
    I was raised on the Dairy....Bitch

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    • #3
      Another moral to the story: Leave "Dragons" alone cause Karma will get you

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