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    One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner.
    He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back.

    He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly.
    Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his
    hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist.

    He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other.
    His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs.
    His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and he returned to do the same to her right thigh.

    By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself.

    The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.

    "Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered.

    He whispered back, "I found the remote!"
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  • #2
    pfft, amateur!

    A real pro will just yell "Oi woman, where's the fucking remote?"
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    • #3
      I have to admit that I was almost too scared to open the topic, given the title and who posted it :p

      Funny.
      >>I like to play with snakes<<


      "The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'" - Isaac Asimov

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Shai'tan View Post
        I have to admit that I was almost too scared to open the topic, given the title and who posted it :p

        Funny.
        Hey now.. give a dirty old fella a go here
        I am gonna get a bad rep at this rate :p
        Real Men Ride Nakid
        http://www.streetfighters.com.au

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        • #5
          Ha ha ha! I like it.
          But what was she doing with the remote there?

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          • #6
            Trying to control yet another aspect of the mans life!

            /hides...

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            • #7
              why did this thread need such a ghey title BTW?
              If cleanliness is next to godliness, why was jesus a dirty sandal-wearing beardo?

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Jonchilds View Post
                Trying to control yet another aspect of the mans life!

                /hides...
                ..golf claps!... very nice!

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