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Stay, it's only an adolescent elephant, which means he'll soon dissapear to his room to furiously wank over what he just saw.For LAMS information and resources - http://www.perthstreetbikes.com/foru...thread-156358/
For LAMS discussion and to ask questions - http://www.perthstreetbikes.com/foru...thread-143289/
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That'll be a blowjob wouldn't it?This is general advice only and does not take into account your individual objectives, financial situation or needs (your personal circumstances). Before using this advice to decide whether to purchase a product you should consider how appropriate it is in regard to your personal circumstances.
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Stay, it's only an adolescent elephant, which means he'll soon dissapear to his room to furiously wank over what he just saw.
Would you believe that you made me think how an elephant would wank?!!!!
I owe you a punch on the arm for that.
LMFAOSome people are like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.
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I've always believed this, in spite of the trouble it's caused me. Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles ..." -Hunter S. Thompson
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<must breathe>
My workmates are getting annoyed at my hysterical laughter, I think I peed myself a little.For LAMS information and resources - http://www.perthstreetbikes.com/foru...thread-156358/
For LAMS discussion and to ask questions - http://www.perthstreetbikes.com/foru...thread-143289/
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Depends....if he is having an affair....or it's the monthly rumble with the missus!Originally posted by ViperI'm probably fucking something up.WITH "DAVO" - FarRider #1
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ok this is really going to screw things up, since it is mechanically impossible for a 5 tonne elephant to pump during sex, its penis goes back and forwards like a piston.
so how is that mental picture of an elephant wanking working out for you now? nah not going to guess on that one, but i bet there are alot of trees in the savannah with holes in them.Atlas Performance, dyna pumps, " your name goes here"
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Yea baby.
I'm gona pound you like a jackhammer.
How bizare.
Can you imagine the elephant (after witnessing the above event) reaches around to correct himself and starts bangin his trunk.
Or worse.
You know when you were going through puberty and you would just get a rajah for no reason?
Can you imagine the poor juvinile elephant walking through the heard when he spots that sweet young grey with the nice ears, the sexy trunk and the oh so tidy tail.
All of a sudden his piston starts a pumpin.
If elephants could speak english she would of course look at him and say, "what are you doing".
"Aw fuckin nothin"!!!!sigpic
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