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  • #2
    meh he's a male he won't last long, he'll be gone and she'll be left to fend for herself against the elephant J/K

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    • #3
      stay 10char

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      • #4
        Stay for as long as possible and add to the thrill.
        Besides, if you get off fast enough all will be good.....
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        • #5
          Stay, it's only an adolescent elephant, which means he'll soon dissapear to his room to furiously wank over what he just saw.
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          • #6
            Would you believe that you made me think how an elephant would wank?!!!!
            I owe you a punch on the arm for that.
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            • #7
              his trunk would just about reach i reckon

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              • #8
                That'll be a blowjob wouldn't it?
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                • #9
                  Stay, it's only an adolescent elephant, which means he'll soon dissapear to his room to furiously wank over what he just saw.

                  Would you believe that you made me think how an elephant would wank?!!!!
                  I owe you a punch on the arm for that.

                  LMFAO
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                  • #10
                    <must breathe>

                    My workmates are getting annoyed at my hysterical laughter, I think I peed myself a little.
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                    • #11
                      Depends....if he is having an affair....or it's the monthly rumble with the missus!
                      Originally posted by Viper
                      I'm probably fucking something up.
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                      • #12
                        whats the problem? elephants dont eat lions.




                        seems they just like to watch.

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                        • #13
                          Maybe he just likes to watch...?

                          You had to stay and finish wha u started i reckon
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                          • #14
                            ok this is really going to screw things up, since it is mechanically impossible for a 5 tonne elephant to pump during sex, its penis goes back and forwards like a piston.

                            so how is that mental picture of an elephant wanking working out for you now? nah not going to guess on that one, but i bet there are alot of trees in the savannah with holes in them.
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                            • #15
                              Yea baby.
                              I'm gona pound you like a jackhammer.

                              How bizare.

                              Can you imagine the elephant (after witnessing the above event) reaches around to correct himself and starts bangin his trunk.

                              Or worse.
                              You know when you were going through puberty and you would just get a rajah for no reason?
                              Can you imagine the poor juvinile elephant walking through the heard when he spots that sweet young grey with the nice ears, the sexy trunk and the oh so tidy tail.
                              All of a sudden his piston starts a pumpin.
                              If elephants could speak english she would of course look at him and say, "what are you doing".
                              "Aw fuckin nothin"!!!!
                              Last edited by XSorXpire; 11-10-2007, 10:44 AM. Reason: missed a word. Has to make sense.
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