A Great Aussie Love Story equal to Romeo and Juliet.

[19andrew59]

Daryl is driving over the West Gate Bridge one day when he sees his girlfriend Shazza about to throw herself off.
Daryl slams on the brakes and yells: "Shazza what the blazes d'ya think ya doing?"
Shazza turns around with a tear in her eye and says: "G'day Daryl. You got me pregnant, so now I'm gonna kill meself".
Daryl gets a lump in his throat when he hears this, "Shazza",he says "Fair dinkum, not only are ya a top root but you're a real sport too" and drives off.

[Klink]

mmm less text formatting pls

[Sentry]

buhahahahahahahahahacoat-hanger.

*cough* not bad

[PBB]

I smiled...
I remember one of my arab friends tellin me - And i quote "If my mrs ever gets pregnant, i'll just puch her in the stomach real hard"... At least Shazza took care of it herself!