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  • A Great Aussie Love Story equal to Romeo and Juliet.

    Daryl is driving over the West Gate Bridge one day when he sees his girlfriend Shazza about to throw herself off.
    Daryl slams on the brakes and yells: "Shazza what the blazes d'ya think ya doing?"
    Shazza turns around with a tear in her eye and says: "G'day Daryl. You got me pregnant, so now I'm gonna kill meself".
    Daryl gets a lump in his throat when he hears this, "Shazza",he says "Fair dinkum, not only are ya a top root but you're a real sport too" and drives off.
    Last edited by 19andrew59; 11-10-2007, 06:53 PM.

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    mmm less text formatting pls
    If you can... you MUST!

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    • #3
      buhahahahahahahahahacoat-hanger.

      *cough* not bad



      "Always out-numbered, never out-gunned"

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      • #4
        I smiled...
        I remember one of my arab friends tellin me - And i quote "If my mrs ever gets pregnant, i'll just puch her in the stomach real hard"... At least Shazza took care of it herself!
        * I take no responsibility for my posts! The lil man in my head makes me type it... ^_^

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