C'mon people, give us your reasons. I'm putting this in response to poor Kwakas post on his woman making him choose between him and the bike. Maybe this will clarify it for the lad...
Some ones I came up with/seen around:
A bike would never ask you to choose between it and a girl...
A bike won't ask you over and over to take the trash out
You can ride a bike whenever, however, wherever you like... and it won't get cranky.
A bike won't get jealous if you take another bike for a test run
A bike doesn't go down to the pub and bitch to all the other bikes when you trade up.
In fact, when your bike is with other bikes, it doesn't bitch about you behind your back at all.
You can have more than one bike at the same time and they don't get angry.
You can ride a bike less than 16 years old.
You can do cosmetic surgery on a bike without it bitching that "you should love me as i am"
Bikes don't have that time of the month.
When riding, you and your bike both arrive at the same time.
You can ride a bike as long as you want and it won't get sore.
Bikes always feel like going for a ride.
And this one's for a good mate of mine... You can't get diseases from a bike you don't know very well.
Some ones I came up with/seen around:
A bike would never ask you to choose between it and a girl...
A bike won't ask you over and over to take the trash out
You can ride a bike whenever, however, wherever you like... and it won't get cranky.
A bike won't get jealous if you take another bike for a test run
A bike doesn't go down to the pub and bitch to all the other bikes when you trade up.
In fact, when your bike is with other bikes, it doesn't bitch about you behind your back at all.
You can have more than one bike at the same time and they don't get angry.
You can ride a bike less than 16 years old.
You can do cosmetic surgery on a bike without it bitching that "you should love me as i am"
Bikes don't have that time of the month.
When riding, you and your bike both arrive at the same time.
You can ride a bike as long as you want and it won't get sore.
Bikes always feel like going for a ride.
And this one's for a good mate of mine... You can't get diseases from a bike you don't know very well.
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