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    I was a bit depressed last night so I rang the Samaritans.
    I was put through to a call centre that was in PAKISTAN!

    I told them I felt suicidal and they got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane!


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    What did you say?
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    • #3
      wow. theres a couple of levels of wrong in that post.
      The Twitter

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      • #4

        What is best in life? Troll the forums, see the threads derailed before you and hear the lamentations of the moderators.

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        • #5
          Yes, but what did he say and did they offer him a better telephone package?
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          • #6
            Is that from ghostbusters CitD?

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            • #7
              its funny cos pakistanis are terrorists.

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              • #8
                Yes and the Australians are part of the crusaders and zionists push for world domination.
                They are not believers and should die.
                Allah Akbar.
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                • #9
                  this joke might have been edgey oh say, late 2001..

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by taint View Post
                    Is that from ghostbusters CitD?
                    Not that I'm aware of. It's just good Busey...

                    What is best in life? Troll the forums, see the threads derailed before you and hear the lamentations of the moderators.

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                    • #11
                      at least they didn't tell you that you were causing people to commit suicide by parking your bike in their carpark...

                      long story.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by nipPlesticker View Post
                        at least they didn't tell you that you were causing people to commit suicide by parking your bike in their carpark...

                        long story.

                        i don't know about anyone else, but i'm not going anywhere in a hurry.
                        Originally posted by zobo
                        I'd be more prolific in answering but I thought of a use for the othe

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                        • #13
                          My curiosity is piqued...

                          What is best in life? Troll the forums, see the threads derailed before you and hear the lamentations of the moderators.

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                          • #14
                            Park in a shrink's spot?

                            Reminds me of an eppisode of the Sopranos I watched last night

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by nipPlesticker View Post
                              long story.
                              Those emo earbashed call centre cronies can get a bit self righteous can't they.
                              This is general advice only and does not take into account your individual objectives, financial situation or needs (your personal circumstances). Before using this advice to decide whether to purchase a product you should consider how appropriate it is in regard to your personal circumstances.

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