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    Billy Connelly's thoughts on things he hates about people

    1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know
    where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my
    trousers fly when I ask where the toilet is?
    2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
    3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
    Fucking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
    4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people really do this?
    5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No, you
    dick-head, I paid 15 dollars to come to the movies to stare at the
    fucking floor.
    6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't
    really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?
    7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,then
    there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then
    there must have been something before it.
    8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer?
    9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Knobhead?
    10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?
    11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No
    it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.
    12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.
    13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you
    insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's has to be a
    McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks...........Well
    I'll have a McStraw and jam it up your McArse you McFucking McTosser.
    14. When you involved in a accident and someone asks "are you
    alright?"... "Yes, I'm fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be
    off you wanker!

    sorry for the overload of Billy Connelly.....

  • #2
    hehehehe....ah yeh...i get that one, he be funny
    I was raised on the Dairy....Bitch


    • #3


      He does have a way of putting things...
      Aim high and consider yourself worthy of great things


      • #4
        those are great Gordo.. don't think you can get an overload of Billyboy
        Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think Ive forgotten this before.