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  • One for Billywhizz

    A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.

    The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"

    "No," he replied, "Arthritis."
    For LAMS information and resources - http://www.perthstreetbikes.com/foru...thread-156358/
    For LAMS discussion and to ask questions - http://www.perthstreetbikes.com/foru...thread-143289/

  • #2
    Nah! No good. I got a better one.

    Man walks into a bar with a steering wheel down his pants.
    The barman says, "Whats that down ya pants mate?"
    Man replies, " I have no idea but its driving me nuts" Boom boom!

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    • #3
      The one I heard the steering wheel was wrapped around his waist with cling wrap, and the barman "could clearly see it was driving his nuts". But that's a a not very likely premise.
      For LAMS information and resources - http://www.perthstreetbikes.com/foru...thread-156358/
      For LAMS discussion and to ask questions - http://www.perthstreetbikes.com/foru...thread-143289/

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      • #4
        Little kid goes to buy an icecream dressed as a cowboy,
        Girl behind the counter asks "Single or Double,
        He takes out his pistol, twirls it around, and says 'single',
        Girl asks "Vanilla, Chocolate or Cherry",
        He takes out his pistol, twirls it around, and says 'Vanilla',
        Girl asks him "Crushed Nuts?"
        He takes out his pistol, twirls it around, and says 'Want your tits blown off?".
        Feed 'em to the pigs, Errol....

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        • #5
          Q: What is an Aussie kiss?

          A: The same as a French kiss but down under...booom boom

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